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stump broke

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.
by dennisrwood October 18, 2003
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stump bust

Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.
by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006
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stumplin

A small person stumpy person who is not very intelligent... a mixture of stumpy and dumplin STUMPLIN
Man Mark is such a small fat retard....wot a STUMPLIN
by Burnzio June 26, 2006
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Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).
1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.
by Iron M. February 17, 2009
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stump water

Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.
Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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stumpf

verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.
That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.
by Millionaire September 28, 2005
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Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few
by SiegeCow May 23, 2008
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