smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

struggling

walking a lot of batters when you are pitching

Kevin Miller was really struggling when he walked the first 3 batters of the game.

by rick ruggerio July 3, 2011

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013

struggling artist

Is a 36 year old drunken asshole, with a 2 mega-pixels camera.

Most likely you'll find a struggling artist wearing flip flops with a 17 year old girlfriend.

Struggling artist: No one gets me.

by cutepedophile May 13, 2011

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.

John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.

by JoshM July 16, 2008

shaggling

A cross between shagging and cuddling

Yo bitch are we shaggling tonite

by antndazwordsmithinthisshit January 3, 2014