When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.
Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents
by Mark T-Pain June 09, 2024
by TwiztedPrevert79 March 25, 2017
When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
by MeepBeep#2 October 26, 2023
When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger
by Gmoneymight April 04, 2023
A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.
Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"
by Bowlzzz December 24, 2015
by CerealEarth December 20, 2022
Steamy Jenga; the act of one person sitting on the toilet taking a shit, with another person stacked on top simultaneously shitting their brains out through the person belows legs into the toilet.
by Charles "forehead" Colvin January 21, 2022