Mistake Steak

In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.

The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.

by FriedSushi87 October 4, 2010

steak rape

Getting a Vegetarian drunk and feeding them steak (or any other animal meat)

Bob took Sue on a date and steak raped her. She is not a vegetarian anymore.

by doctorvik December 16, 2015

Butt Steak

Butt Steak: The meaty part of a juicy delicious looking ass.

My girls ass is so fine Ima have butt steak for dinner....all week long..

by Max Valentine. March 23, 2010

Steak and Cheese

Black Pubic Hair covered in male jism.

Shaqniqua has a steak and cheese.

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011

Milk Steak

It's a steak boiled in milk and honey.

"I'll take the milk steak with a side of raw jelly beans, please."

by andycraig October 16, 2009

Tube Steak

A cylindrical meat portion. (Sizes and pigmentation may vary)

Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.

by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017