1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
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Get the shatstick mug.A Sadistic Breakdown is when someone who is generally at least somewhat sadistic has some sort of meltdown (ex. panic attack, depressive episode, etc.) and they get very defensive and angry, more sadistic than usual, and tend to say very hurtful things. When the breakdown is over they usually don't remember anything they said/did, and feel very broken and sad. These breakdowns tend to last anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours.
Do you remember when Samantha said you were a fake bitch with no hope in life? She was having a Sadistic Breakdown, and doesn't remember anything she said. Maybe you should try to forgive her?
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Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.
Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.
Have you been studying for the upcoming stat test?
Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!
Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!
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Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.
Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
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Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
Gary loses his few friends again
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