1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
by ICan'tPlayTerrariaHelp May 02, 2018