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starbuckles

When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.
I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.
by #Kiwi# December 12, 2008
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starbucks run

When 1 person goes out and buys Starbucks for the whole group.
Nadine went out on a starbucks run and brought back 5 fraps, 3 lattes and an iced tea.
by Xenosis December 31, 2008
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Starbucks talk

A conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who's not currently present.
Speaker #1: Dan's such a sleeeeeeaze bag. I mean I dislike Julie (don't like to say it in front of Kelly) but maybe she don't deserve it..

Speaker #2: Who does?

Speaker #1: But then again..

Speaker #2: This is such Starbucks talk.
by jubjub1234 June 10, 2008
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Starbucks boyfriend

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.
"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."
by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009
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Starbucking

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
by pat_vann January 9, 2015
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starbuck

v. To visit Starbucks to drink, socialise, read, etcetera.
'What are you up to this afternoon?'
'I was planning on starbucking, but if you want to hang out, I can always do it another day.'
by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006
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Starbucks

An evil coffee corporation who's secret agenda is to slowly take over the world until there is a Starbucks on every street in the world.
Starbucks is evil.
by Kowdee December 16, 2008
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