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Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.
I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.
by Kal8el November 21, 2016
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steamy salami

Blowin vape clouds into a man's boxers and/or briefs, creating a steamy salami
Omg Becky he was so big I had to give him a steamy salami
by Steamysalami June 25, 2017
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Steamy Greenie Meanie

A steamy greenie meanie is a person who does not show respect for you like how the Buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.
“Jake and Dylan are such Steamy Greenie Meanies.”
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Steamy steamy youch

Wow that was a great set of melee, steamy steamy youch!
by youchster May 14, 2021
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steamy rhino

When a chick is giving you head, and right before ejaculation you aim for her nostril and shoot your cream up her nose
Oh remember that chick from the bar last night? Yea while she was on her knees i gave her a steamy rhino.
by Tye gordon April 20, 2018
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steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.
Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??
by Renewings April 23, 2022
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Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.
I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.
by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021
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