Squishy Water

The squishiest water on the internet. Squishy Water is a clothing brand run by Nick Casper and is based on Sad Water.

Person 1: Do you have the new Squishy Water shirt?
Person 2: Duh, it's the squishiest merch ever!

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010

Squishy milk

Jimmy

JIMMY IS SQUISHY MILK🥵🥵🥵

by Poopoohead420 May 6, 2021

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019

Squishy

A SQUISHY IS SOMEONE WHO IS RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE AND WHO YOU WOULD MARRY LIKE UGHH SO SO BABE TRASH MATERIAL. Like they are worthy of being a squish. Not necessarily squishing their face if that makes sense, but a squish

“Ugh Zach Herron is so squishy”
“Ikr”

by fatty ratty zack heroine October 2, 2018

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016