Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

Spuber

Spewing in an Uber. You've had way too many beers and they're not going to stay in your body long enough to come out the normal way. Nope, they are coming back out the way the came in. And the driver can't stop in time. Sorry about the upholstery mate!

I had a huge chuck on the way home, the driver insisted my Mum pay a hundred bucks to clean up the Spuber!

by PhilthyM May 12, 2019

spitefuck

act of fucking someone out of anger from repercussions of people thinking you already fucked them

"I should go spitefuck him in the cabin"

by rocky mountain retreat June 24, 2019

shutever

when you want the person to shut up and are annoyed. creates a mixture of shut up and whatever.

man: “you just said the dumbest thing ever” woman: “shutever”

by wavvy.lexa December 29, 2019

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

Smute

Smart and cute

You are so smute

by Smutie_Pie October 8, 2020

Spotel

Spotel is a word that means that when someone very bad at a easy task.

Jake is Spotel at typing,

by Ryans man November 15, 2020