Sprite

Spicy

OMG MY MOUTH IS BURNING THIS Sprite IS TOO SPICY

by Discombobulated'Melencohly January 8, 2022

McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

submissive sprite drinker

someone who drinks sprite because they are submissive

did you see kath drinking that sprite she is so submissive bro!
for real what a submissive sprite drinker!

by djndnekjfnd March 9, 2023

Sprited

When you are assaulted with a carbonated beverage.

Yasi bru - she sprited me when I was driving.

by BrideOfChucky December 12, 2022

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024