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Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich
Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night
by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020
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stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.
Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...
by Geo fence March 18, 2021
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Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach
by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021
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Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.
Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her
by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019
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the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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