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Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...
My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!
by Decrata September 3, 2013
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Sponaugling

To text another persons spouse and try to have sexual relations with them. Generally when you sponaugling someone you send several thousand sexual texts to that married person. Generally one who sponagules is a douche.
Hey girl I know your married but I'm going to be sponaugling you later.
by MCPD December 31, 2013
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Spontaneism

To go on an adventure without a plan or idea of where you are going or what you'll do next. Basically spontaneity but much cooler.
Every good adventure has a bit of spontaneism.
by emsfanpage January 6, 2021
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spongoose

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”
Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”
by p1n3cone April 19, 2021
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spongebob spongebob patrick patrick

a meme originating on tiktok (i think.)
its literally just some dude with a shit ton of spongebob figurines saying their names.

this is by far one of the best memes of 2021. lol.
spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward squidward plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton patrick gary gary gary
by the cooler penguin27 November 27, 2021
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Spongenatic

Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.
Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"

Me: My mommy.

Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.

Me: Spongenatic.
by tempertant October 3, 2023
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Amo Sponge

1. Amo Sponge: Typically the guy who has atleast a 1 kill to 100 deaths ratio for various reasons in a video game.
A. he's a n00b
B. he screwed up his controller and can't shoot.
C. he's the @hole ever1 hates but loves to shoot at.

2. The Amo Sponge typically is used for target practice when let loose in the world of video gaming. It's also not uncommon for the amo sponge to be fed generous amounts of "tea bag" in one round.
A. "No matter where 'Player X' went the buckshot seemed to fallow. There for 'Player X' is the Amo Sponge."

B. End of game score for 'Player X' is 1 kill to 100 death ratio."

C. A video gamer who absorbs amo or "amunition" like a sponge to water.

D.See definition of "n00b"
by Stone Black Fox January 14, 2009
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