ADJ. the hyper-elated condition of ones mind when unnatural sugar substitutes have been consumed over a period of years and caused binding of iron agents in the lower lumbar region of the spine. The condition is associated with excessive dieters such as fashion models, clothing designers and cross-dressers who need such mechanisms to maintain a particularly slender and upbeat lifestyle.
Splenda + ferous
Splenda + ferous
Darling... the event was simply a splendiferous success.
That ensemble is purely splendiferous on you.
That ensemble is purely splendiferous on you.
by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006
Get the splendiferous mug.A Splenda papi is an alternative version of sugar daddy. It is when the girl gets all the money without having to give out any "sugar".
Sophia was so excited when she finally got a Splenda papi because she could live a rich lifestyle without having to be a hoe.
by lit papis unite August 17, 2017
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by c<3l July 23, 2017
Get the splenda daddy mug.An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..
Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.
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sugar daddy older man rich guy hgh steroids
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
Get the Splenda Daddy mug.An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".
by TeeI October 23, 2005
Get the splenda mug.“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
Get the Splenda Mama mug.The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.
1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"
2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"
2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"
by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 11, 2009
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