splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

by Blorb May 13, 2005

Splendiferous

To be splendidly happy as though you cannot be happier.

I got laid tonight! I'm splendiferous!!@!@

by Dakman September 18, 2005

splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

by annnnonnnnymous September 8, 2011

splenda

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

by chico boy December 1, 2009

splanger

A Canabis Cigarette, also known as a spliff

I'm gonna roll a splanger then I am off out

by Micky-D September 5, 2005

splang

A term used in computing and other technical areas, incluing watch making.
To go 'splag' is to break in such a way as to be repairable but only is all the parts can be found after they have exploded into corners of the room. In the context of computing and software information goes 'splang'to un-defined locations, Hardware goes splang in the physical context.

People and other organic object can go splang, however this usually requires a device such as a land mine, grenade, or fire cracker placed in the mouth while drunk.

The winding spring whent 'splag'.

The registry whent 'splang'.

Jhon's head whent 'splang'.

by bobinog May 13, 2006

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005