Splaction is a word used by fans of the teen drama TV series “South of Nowhere” on The-N network to describe (or complain about the lack of) physical intimacy depicted between the two principle lesbian characters: Spencer Carlin & Ashley Davies. See more at Spashley.
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Hey guys!!
Since we've all been so miserable about the lack of Splaction (i.e. physical intimacy) this season, I thought it would be fun and funny to start a game where we each talk about how EVERYTHING gets more action than Spashley. I'll start off.
1. My right hand gets more action than Spashley
2. Catholic priests get more action than Spashley
3. My BLANKET gets more action than Spashley
Okay, now it's your turns.
Hey guys!!
Since we've all been so miserable about the lack of Splaction (i.e. physical intimacy) this season, I thought it would be fun and funny to start a game where we each talk about how EVERYTHING gets more action than Spashley. I'll start off.
1. My right hand gets more action than Spashley
2. Catholic priests get more action than Spashley
3. My BLANKET gets more action than Spashley
Okay, now it's your turns.
by SpashleyLUV November 10, 2008
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by Black Moses April 16, 2007
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Every year the splaak movement splaakers go on a trip to Las Vegas an try and splaak as many twerks as possible. From pounding twerk from the back over looking famous pool parties, to getting head in the stair well at club VooDoo.
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This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
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