salmon bomb

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream

"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."

by Salmonsays March 29, 2015

Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

by Kuato.lives August 24, 2016

Salmonella

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector

Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella

by The dank salmon June 9, 2018

Salmon Skin Roll

Complete awareness; Total state of awareness. Coming from from the japanese fighting style, Karate. When you have achieved Unagi, you can defend & prepare yourself from any danger at any given moment.

Rachael has salmon skin roll.

by Homes_01 December 4, 2020

Butt Salmon

A smelly fart that travels upwind.

Even though the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, your butt salmon traveled upstream and hit me full on in the face, defying the laws of science!

by SpcMcDee October 17, 2012

Slippery Salmon

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.

Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up

by Meetlof April 28, 2017

Salmonpenis

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.

That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.

by Loragol May 10, 2008