Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.
by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012
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by Mr.Miyagi November 14, 2006
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by A weirdo January 16, 2009
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The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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I have a 24 year-old soggy pillow named "Big Mama." It is so pliable that it instantly takes the shape of whatever it's laying on.
by Javan tiger December 30, 2006
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Get the Soggy potato mug.A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.
After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.
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