Sock Purgatory

The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.

You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!

Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?

You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>

by TheLaundryMan January 4, 2010

Rat Sock

The act of putting a rat in a sock and smashing the shit out of it on a hardwood table

Hey Dequavis want to come to my crib and kill this rat my cum dumpster found in the basement?? Sure Jemaree I'll bring my Gucci Rat Sock

by TrapMoneyBrutus August 7, 2018

Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate September 3, 2013

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012

Cobra Sock

A sock which has been jerked off in so many times it stands on it own, guarding the room like a cobra.

I went into Josh's room and his Cobra sock was looking straight into my eyes.

by niksux May 17, 2013

sock docking

When one person with a pinksock docks their pinksock with anothers pinksock. For a reference on docking, look up gay docking. Where guys with foreskin who are not too hard still have enough hood to accept anothers not 100% hard uncircumcised penis into theirs..... Meaning docking. Like the space shuttle and the space station. You got it now?

Those two guys are so close i bet the are into sock docking! Lol

by Llamafeathers August 3, 2015