soccer

soccer or TRUE football. the one that came first.its the greatest game invented. to those that call it a pussy/gay sport, it beats the shit out of nfl and nrl cause it involves skill and endurance and palyers dont go prancing around hugging each other like these so called manly sports. im a soccer player and i dont feel the slightest bit gay when im training at the same time as the womens team. there is some dam fine ladies running around in little shorts just metres away. yeah thats so gay.

soccer rules

by andy kripple July 7, 2008

soccer

tha gayest sport where a bunch of dick licking brazilians kik tha ball around and try 2 get it in the net the size of a brazilian home

Brazilians are so poor afghanistan laughs at it

by Chody June 21, 2004

soccer

a fun time

"hey joe, did you enjoy that soccer last night at your place. i certainly did, and so did joe jr. in here," said sally

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

soccer

A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.

American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot

by fatty boom boom September 10, 2008

soccer

a sport that faggots play

hey brock wanna go play soccer, ofc daddy ;)

by suck a big black fat cock ho3 December 24, 2019

soccer

11 players playing in a field. you can use all of your body execpt hands

but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring

by lee chan hee September 3, 2003

soccer

only the best sport ever!! America sucks at it. Brazil owns and England invented it long ago. more well known by calling it futbal or football!! golassssssssooo!! goals will win you a game but its not as easy as it looks so i challenge you to freaken get up and try to see what the pros do!! you could never do that!! Soccer is the best sport in the world!

did you see the soccer game Brazil vs. England, Brazil won 3-0.

by aggrandizementloquacious February 26, 2010