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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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mormons soaking mormons

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023
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Soak

To get hit by a fast-flying puck, ball, fist, etc. and show little to no sign of pain.
by Blueduckclan November 14, 2019
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Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024
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Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed
OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??
by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024
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Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.
"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"
by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022
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