“smeesh come here” in a baby voice
by bro. March 21, 2023
Get the smeesh mug.A very well endowed Hungarian man. Enjoys eccentric music and speeding on the highway. Has an angel of a wife and a helluva spartan son. Alter Egos include but are not limited to - Tyler Durden, Rustin Cohle, Rick Sanchez, the Anti-Christ, and just about any character played by Keanu Reeves, Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, and strangely sometimes Tom Cruise.
Loves Nutella and fluff.
Loves Nutella and fluff.
Random person- “Look at that Semsey standing over there all dark and silent. I wonder what’s on his mind.”
Semsey - “I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Damn good show. Need to watch that again for the 301,984th time"
Semsey - “I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Damn good show. Need to watch that again for the 301,984th time"
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Todays class of smeshology was so tiring. I can't do this shit anymore.
We have an exam in smeshology next week. Did you study.
Maannnnn, I didn't study at all for smeshology.
We have an exam in smeshology next week. Did you study.
Maannnnn, I didn't study at all for smeshology.
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