The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..
1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
by g8r boy July 6, 2010
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Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
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How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
by Holygreywater September 27, 2018
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Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Dude: hey sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place and spark up some OG kush with a porno in the background?
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
by Ontology Mustard November 16, 2010
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by masedog February 3, 2008
Get the smart muscle mug.A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
by Demented666 April 7, 2008
Get the Smart Parts Physics mug.A term you use when a joke you use doesn't get any laughs or reaction. usually because there was too much thought into it went over your audiences heads. It is used as a reversal to save face and insult those around you because you made a crappy joke.
"....well thats just because she's really a man." (silence)... "oh sorry, smart joke."
"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
by sexy jesse May 4, 2010
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