by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
by dabatrin February 10, 2018

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel
by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021

by The genius johnson February 25, 2022

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
