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Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.
Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.
by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
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Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall
Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?
by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022
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Derpee Slurpee

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel
Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!
by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021
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Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.
"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"
by The genius johnson February 25, 2022
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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
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