The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014

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A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015

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Slow Blink

What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.

Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine

Me: *slow blinks*

by missofthevoid December 12, 2015

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Don't enemy now
..just dropped phone
I set the doors on slow morons
This is having stock
Freaking sick
Sorry totally choked 15 shoes
Shots
Totally gonna Rahway this when I'm sobee
What even is that?
Thank god for autocorrect
Good dawns you like
Jscj
Hold on his hook up with someone
So drunk wtx
Will see is I even find one
No
I'm fine I swaer
Thaw bouncer guy didn't tell me to drink waver or anything
God how drunk am I?
Feels killed bwfitness I
Feels killed Benson?
What is even happening?
Totally gonna he hey first k
The kiss
Tonight
Jk
Know absolutely
Not hotels
^girld
Slow to woa"
-wasted person to your groupchat

by GeneralSherman October 14, 2016