pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010

Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

dot-shock

A dot-shock is a spinoff of the shaman's shock abilities in world of warcraft. It refers to the numerous threads by shamans in the shaman forums consisting of a single dot. Used to protest numerous shaman nerfs.

Dot-Shock!!
Kalgan: TIEM TO MAKE SHAMANS VIABLE BY PUTTING DR's ON EARTH SHOCK

Shamans:
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Kalgan: SO...MANY...DOTS...unnerf time...

by chaosbringer127 April 9, 2008

Shock humor

Humor with shock value. Challenges social values (sometimes with noble intentions) and can cause controversy.
Inherently politically incorrect, and can be a mark of true liberalism.

See also: Black comedy

South Park, Rick and Morty, and many 90's comedians have all used shock humor.

by GYX Kid August 30, 2020

Sean Shocker

Similar to the sexual position The Jackhammer, only rotate the girl 90 degrees so that your grabbing both her feet in front and behind you, as if you were riding a carousel. The rest is pretty self explanatory.

Last nite me and my boyfriend tried the Sean Shocker, now i can't walk straight...

by Seanyyyy October 29, 2007

shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008