Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again

I’m never going to see that slob again

by Riggers11 July 24, 2023

Slob

A better and more descriptive way of saying blow job.

"I was gettin some slob the other night and this girl brought her friend into it for a tag team"

by superduperbreezy July 2, 2016

Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy

"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."

by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019