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Sexting

Sending a text message so long that it becomes divided into six SMS (text) messages. Since SMS messages have a character limit of 160 characters, including spaces, many modern phones allow the sending of longer messages that it divides into multiple segments. Any message that is longer than 800 characters would be a sext.
(Insert 800-960 characters in a text message) = sexting
by Jawsome Masticator February 3, 2010
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Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.
by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004
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Sexting

To have a arousing conversation through dirty text messages or sexual delight
I was sexting with my girl last night and boy did it get raunchy. Did you no where she likes to keep her phone when its on vibrate?
by Crew "Spank" Ryan March 25, 2008
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Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night
he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!
by sexyava June 7, 2011
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Auto-Sexting

The act of texting someone about cars and car parts with sexual innuendos meant to turn the other person on.
"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".

Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
by lady sha sha December 1, 2010
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subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)
I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.
by funkypeepz June 1, 2011
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