Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda
Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma
Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma
by Karlow Yuyi September 04, 2011
A wild slay mite that attaches itself to a significant other and does not let go. Slay mites are positive in the female environment, but this is yet a very rare trait in females.
by JamesND October 03, 2023
1. A day where everything goes wrong. usually consiting of the worst possible outcome of every situation imaginable. Usually charactrerized by repeatadily yelling "it's a slay day."
2. To destroy or fuck up a random individual out of spite. Typically achieved by stealing and throwing objects at or into cars or passerbys.
2. To destroy or fuck up a random individual out of spite. Typically achieved by stealing and throwing objects at or into cars or passerbys.
1. My good friend William Palmer yelled "it's a slay day" and I instantly knew his math test boned him hard.
2. My good friend Michael Esquibel stole random food from a supermarket and then threw the stolen merchandise at strangers on the sidewalk. That's when I knew it was a slay day
2. My good friend Michael Esquibel stole random food from a supermarket and then threw the stolen merchandise at strangers on the sidewalk. That's when I knew it was a slay day
by cdrom112692 June 19, 2011
1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?
by Pillowman February 14, 2016
you look so major, when i saw you on the carpet tonight i was like "oh slay", . i swear! i swear "oh slay, big slay".
by citrusguy May 19, 2022
Someone who slays everything they do. They have the best everything and no one is better. They slay at life
by SlayQueen2003 November 14, 2016