skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022

Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

skateboarding

skateboarding is something people have a passion for and is a rare talent and not many people like it but its the greatest thing to exist and is very fun time consuming takes practice the best thing i personnaly enjoy in life

skateboarding being defined

by Young_nova666 April 1, 2021

Braille Skateboarding

A group of skaterss that work with aron kyro,fetty potter,nigel and so on they do many things not just skate boarding. They have the first try foundation ahere they give away boards to kids in need(or in need of a skateboard i cant remember).

Anyway I wish them all the best(fetty pls dont break another bone pls)(I hope carlos is livin the life doin his ow n thing).

Man i love watching fetty from braille skateboarding. My favourite is Nigel because he does crazy stuff like back flips

by Womenrespecter September 23, 2019

Skateboarding

The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.

“Yo bro, wanna go skateboarding?

by Theboard34 March 21, 2024

Skateboarding

You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.

Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.

by KOJ KURAC December 21, 2020

Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo May 11, 2018