skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth
oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*
by skaterhater April 29, 2022
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skateboards

titties that seperate….
Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards
by BigDInTheHouse December 15, 2022
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Skateboard

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
by The Original Agahnim November 05, 2021
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Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$
by A person who skateboards April 09, 2020
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Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.
"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"
by Zachmo March 16, 2018
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Braille Skateboarding

A group of skaterss that work with aron kyro,fetty potter,nigel and so on they do many things not just skate boarding. They have the first try foundation ahere they give away boards to kids in need(or in need of a skateboard i cant remember).

Anyway I wish them all the best(fetty pls dont break another bone pls)(I hope carlos is livin the life doin his ow n thing).
Man i love watching fetty from braille skateboarding. My favourite is Nigel because he does crazy stuff like back flips
by Womenrespecter September 23, 2019
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