sir ouch

a phrase denoting pain or discontent

After a night of drunken debauchery...

you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'

me: 'sir ouch'

During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...

your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'

by Moss March 8, 2005

Nahid Sir

perverted sir, never gonna like you, or Sexy. is a fucking word that should be banned

i dont like nahid sir.

by dont care didnt ask + ratio December 26, 2021

Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness. Cannot fight own battles, relies on others and attempts to shift focus on inability to win battles of wits to others not involved.

LoRd_SoCk : Your a fag.

Sir_Nardo : /msg `shannon` did you see that? he called me a fag. that means hes calling you a skank hoe.

`shannon` : wow ok, you = idiot.

Sir_Nardo : if I wasnt with <skanknumber6> i would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Away with you needledick.

by LoRd_SoCk March 27, 2005

Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019