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Simasaurus

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."
by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011
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Shmishshmortion

Slang term for abortion, when you really don't want to say the real thing. Perhaps in front of a prego, or your parents.
Man, was I ever relieved after I had that shmishshmortion.
by Bettie<3 June 21, 2011
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semisexualist

The semisexualists are a group of males who have refused to become fully sexual. Not to be confused with celebates or assexuals, the semisexualists do have sex but in limited forms. For example, the semisexualists may commit to sniffing a buttock but will not lick one. Likewise a semisexualist will expose one portion of the scrotum only.
As a semisexualist he refused to say the word "screw."
by Semisexualists July 16, 2011
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shmishschmillion

It is the highest unit in counting. It precedes trillion. It comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the DNA of every homo-sapian.
"now that I'm a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon"
by koboni January 11, 2012
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similarky

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)
Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.
by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012
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Simifferent

"You are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and I am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise balls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults."
"I guess that makes us simifferent."
by j_kills May 31, 2013
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Silist

Someone that is 'racist' to silly people.
Rose: L0L, you're silly.
Jash: YOU CALL MY SILLY? WHAT ARE YOU, A SILIST?
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