Shlong

A big penis. Like very big. The biggest...

"Ay Man! Teriq, come look at this niggas FAT SHLONG!"
"..Bro, you ain't cappin."

by MeatSackAttack November 02, 2020

sHLoNg

another word for a long penis

Jesus fuck look at my shlong.

by allpreistsarepedophiles August 20, 2018

Shlong

Cock/Dick/Skinny Penis/Willy

I Have A Real Large Shlong Today!

by ThatOneSmallKid June 23, 2017

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 22, 2019

Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 03, 2022

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 20, 2019

Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018