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Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend
Hey Shlong! What’s up?
by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020
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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong
by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016
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Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.
"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"
by PStar-7 October 29, 2023
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Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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Shlong

I Have A Real Large Shlong Today!
by ThatOneSmallKid June 23, 2017
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Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."
He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.
by furkingpluh December 2, 2023
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