your shitting me

I literally don't believe it !!

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !

by K100P May 20, 2014

Troll Shitting

Someone who posts multiple complaints just to complain about something.

Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.

by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Cock_shitting

To shit through one’s cock, usually done by fictional furry predatory characters who wanna make some extra pleasure out of ordinary life activity.

Usually considered not an action come after Cock Vore, because during Cock Vore preys are usually digested into cum and bones and get ejaculated out. Cock_shitting excrete remains of preys got eaten orally into a predator’s stomach, which then digests into scat and bones then poop out through the predator’s urethra.

Midnight Manhattan, Venom is towering the city’s skyline like a gargoyle, releasing his hot mass down the city’s urban light below him. But this time not gallons of his thick cum, neither his musky golden pee nor his alien symbiotic goo, he is dropping good gobs of monstrous poops out of his monster black cock. Cock_shitting Manhattan up! You can still see those remains of bones and clothes and sneakers once belonged to those stupid yobs who stirred up troubles on the street and ended up in Venom’s stomach, whom are now feces of this giant alien monster, expelled out and falling down to the streets.

by Ypyc September 5, 2023

Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021