Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019

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Shawn Carter

Real name of rapper Jay-Z. (see jay z) From Brooklyn. Alias's include Young Hov', Jay-Hova, Iceberg Slim, Jigga, William H. Used to bang Beyonce from Destiny's Child. Currently Retired*. See also hov

*Retired from making solo albums I guess because he has been showing up lately on other peoples.

Shawn Carter is also know as Jay-Z

by Hov' January 9, 2005

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Shawn Johnson

An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.

"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"

by Putasokinhet October 17, 2008

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Shawn Wasabi

An award losing future bass producer that pushes arcade buttons on a DJ controller. He's cool because he has green hair.
In real life he's very awkward but very observant and fun to get to know. He mostly pushes buttons to turn off. He hopes to be the 46th president of the United States. He has green hair with purple highlights and has a cute smile. In a nutshell he's lit.

1: "I wish I could be a future bass producer"
2: "Just dye your hair a bright color, like Shawn Wasabi"

by vake October 23, 2017

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