I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
by ctog November 24, 2018
Get the Shartmug. when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022
Get the shartmug. To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
by barney September 26, 2023
Get the Shartmug. blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
Get the shartmug. by Allie Mata January 5, 2006
Get the Shartedmug. 1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005
Get the SHARTEDmug.