by Hello37 July 13, 2017
Get the Shart mug.When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.
Fart+shit=Shart
Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
by OmareBeach July 4, 2016
Get the Shart mug.When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
by Highland69 July 14, 2016
Get the shart mug.blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
Get the shart mug.To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
by barney September 26, 2023
Get the Shart mug.(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
by child collar April 1, 2020
Get the shart mug.When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020
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