A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
Get the Sharpie in the pooper! mug.Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something
did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley
that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley
that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley
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Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.
"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".
by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009
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Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
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Get the sharph mug.a sporting event which takes place after a large meal
a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store
the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)
objective:
-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel
rules:
- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store
the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)
objective:
-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel
rules:
- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
Joe: "Is Billy alright?"
Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."
Joe: "Why, what happened?"
Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."
Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."
Joe: "Why, what happened?"
Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."
Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
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Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.
Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.
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