shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

shaking hands with the mayor

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

Thank You For Sharing

A non-committal (on the surface) response to a statement the phrase user finds, unconventional, unacceptable, heretical or bizarre. The undercurrent or true meaning is often fuck you, and the purpose is always to denigrate or dismiss what was said.

This phrase is often used in meetings and among members of 12-step groups, especially Alcoholics Anonymous, but appears to have wider usage (see entry in The Free Dictionary).

Usage is similar to Thank you for the flowers.

Heretic speaking in AA: "I've found that I can stay sober without taking the steps, and I don't have to come to meetings every day, and I don't need a..."

AA meeting discussion leader: "Thank you for sharing. Who else has something to share?"

by Joe M from Pasadena November 16, 2009

photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007