Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

shameonaise

Ejaculated semen after solo masturbation. Named after the feelings of guilt and despair at current situation associated with the period occuring immediately after secretion.

FROM A DIARY:

As I scooped the shameonaise out of my belly button, I realised that the twenty four years of my life have been nothing but failure after abject failure.

by MichaelUKStaffs December 7, 2007

shamol

Probably the most mysterious man you'll ever meet. He smells like a man... Unlike your faggot boyfriend. Has the hair of a god and the style of a caveman. When he looks at you with that eye-brow up, you best just assume the position and open your mouth. Don't make eye contact. You'll fall into his trap.

Shamol is the man.

by ShityShittyBangBang August 23, 2017

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

Shamone

More than a kiss but less than making out <3 <3

Maya and Noah shamoned this weekend.

kissing

by frazzledazzle April 26, 2011

shamone

To keep it moving. Used as a greeting-Noreaga

Yo Anthony *what what* shamone

by Melvin_flynt_da hustla November 13, 2003

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

by The_Troop January 26, 2011