shaboingan

A long nicely shaped perfectly smooth male genitalia that has pornstars with mega tits hanging off of it, also refered to as a monkey, nigger, dragon, and meglacock.

My shaboingan is hungry.

by trpjr January 4, 2016

Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

Shaining

- verb: to be written starting with capital "S"

1. to experience a tremendous victory, achievement, or success

2. of, relating to, or characterized by victory

3. a performance or achievement that is marked by success, as by the attainment of honors

I just Shained

That girl is Shaining the competition

Shai is Shaining over class reps everywhere

by afterworkdrinker October 1, 2016

Shanning

When you desperately want a relationship so you convince yourself you have a crush on someone close to you. This can sometimes end in you telling them you like them and them rejecting you, leading to the end of your friendship.

"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"

"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"

by DevilBabyHairs July 15, 2017

Shamusing

To go to parties and steal cellphones in particular.

That dude was just shamusing the party.

by Iphonezaresick November 28, 2017

@shaming

Publicly posting the username of another social media user where they may have shown idiocy with intention to shame.

“Look at this dumb-ass on twitter, gunna do some @shaming” “Drake just @shamed me”

by Marmaladejars August 7, 2018

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021