sergeji

Extremly hot russian. At the end of his name he have a i cause he's intelligent too. He isn't a fuckboy.

Girl 1: i want a sergej as a bf
Girl 2: you should look for a sergeji

by endeistdertod January 6, 2019

Sergent CYAG

In French : "fils de pute", usually used to denunce a gay

You're Sergent CYAG !

You're gay !

by trolldu44 February 19, 2019

Serged

When a sad, lonely, emo boi spic gets ditched by an african female chimpanzee, he will "serge" her by blackmailing her to stay with him, wanking to her black breasts, going completely emo mode over her, and will constantly call her 'dude' and 'man'. 1 upvote = 1 fucking cutie man

"My girl left me so i sent her this":

"I love you Sophia
I've been doing my best the last couple days I swear man
Please Sophia I love you
I love you man you're breaking my heart
I love you Sophia
You're my fucking cutie man
I'm so fucking sad man
I'm sorry as fuck dude
I'm fucking sad man

Nah dude you're my girl man
I love you way too much man
I'm fucking sad as fuck man"

Nigga, you serged her.

by EmoboiSerge May 13, 2019

Sergent's daughter

Used in the french military (airforce) and maybe other branches/countries to define a girl that is hot, classy, smart but mostly... is a sergent's daughter (meaning her dad probably wants you dead).

SERGENT'S DAUGHTER ON CAMP!!!!!

>> All airmens proceed to switch to their A dress.

by NoAFrenchAirman September 15, 2019

SergAy Antipovskiy

SerGAY antisakfjboi is the 4th descendant of Vladimir Vladimirski Vladimirov Putin, who's origins go back to 2nd century AD at a time when nuclear weapons did not yet exist. Sergay's hope is to once day be knighted to obtain the title Sir Gay, his life-long dream. Many of his fans have mistaken him for the not so well-known Shawn Mendes. Unfortunately, unlike his doppelganger, he is not so good in terms of the singing front. In fact, you can often hear his voice as a method of torture for some of the toughest criminals in Russian Gulags. Sirgay's talents do not stop there. His footballing talents are often compared to that of Virgil Van Dijk himself (minus the dominating presence, the ability of passing the ball and just the downright ability to play football). One of his most famous moments, aside from audition for the house singing competition,in which he immediately got an outright "no" from all the judges, is his assist in the house football competition, where he set up the opening goal of the tournament with a lovely through ball through his own legs. Another one of Surgiy's brilliant attributes is his tendency to become obsessed with girls who he has only spoken to once. Even Syurghey admits to the fact that he is like "an excited dog drooling at the prospect of eating a dog treat" when he meets a girl for the second time.

Syurghey man, did Dimtri deliver package today?
SergAy Antipovskiy you are looking peng today.
Shawn is that you?
SergAy Antipovskiy can you stop stroking my leg please.

by Neil1243 November 21, 2019

serge-erik

don’t forget the hyphen or else you get sergeerik, and you don’t want to be a sergeerik

omg it’s serge-erik

by :p ooga booga December 5, 2020

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020