Selfieer

A person who takes selfies, takes photos of them selves

Wow I'm such a good selfieer , and so is jai brooks

by Selfieer November 2, 2014

selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

Selfie

Pictures that have taken over the lives of everyone

But first let me take a selfie

by Phil mahooters January 19, 2015

selfie swallow

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.

I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.

by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015

Selfie

A picture that you never take with your iPad.

That person is weird. He's taking selfies with his iPad!

by -__- June 16, 2015

selfie-destruct

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"

i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015

Selfie

A selfie is a picture you take when you hate yourself.

It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.

The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.

In this picture selfie but someone pushed me into oncoming traffic and pissed in my mouth. Lol!

by Holywar October 30, 2015