Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure July 8, 2015

Secret spy

Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.

Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."

Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

secret society

A cult that observes random people. They believe in Hyunbinism

he was observed by the secret society .....

by Dark Yoon October 2, 2020

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 3, 2019