Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

secret finsta

A Secret Finsta is a Finsta of a Finsta. The one and only purpose of it is to make people who follow their Finsta jealous that you can't see their "secretive posts". It also shows another great reason to why Millennials will make such a positive and great impact on our future.

"Hey, did you see my Secret Finsta post? It was so crazy!!"

"No, you denied my follow request."

"Oh ya."

"And? Can I see it?"

"Sorry, I gotta get to class."

"We have 20 minutes..."

by millennials are the future December 21, 2016

Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure July 8, 2015

Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 3, 2019

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007