Hidden Seagull

The Hidden Seagull:
Secretly masturbating while watching a couple have sex, then once you've blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the semen around one of them. Seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. You then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.

1. "I woke up and they were having sex right next to me!"
2. "omg what did you do?!"
1. " what any man would do in that situation, the Hidden Seagull"

or

"i'd love to do The Hidden Seagull one day"

by ooo betty August 20, 2015

clumsy seagull

A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull

Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!

by justhotshitusa June 15, 2011

seagull breath

A person who has disgusting breath like a seagulls.

Can also be called Seagarl Breath after the famous dickhead actor, who reputedly has toxic breath.

Get your stinkin Seagarl Breath out of my face!

by DeeZool August 20, 2005

Crazy Seagull

A sexual act where 5 males and 1 female participate. The female takes a cock in her vagina, a cock in her ass, a cock in each hand and a cock in her mouth. The proceeding motion of the female 'working' said cocks is how this act gets its name.

John: Do you want to have a crazy seagull with Lucy?
4 other guys: Ok!
Lucy: I'm in for the time of my life!

by yuiyuiyuiyui July 26, 2009

Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010