Scotty

An old man that is a simp.

“She made him shave her and then pee on him”

“Omg he’s such a scotty”

by Pseudonym320 November 4, 2021

Pulled a Scotty

Colloquialism for lying named after the Prime Minister of Australia after Facing multiple accusations of lying, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is not dishonest then went on Radio and confessed to Neil Mitchell show: "Have you ever told a lie in public life?"
Scott Morrison: "I don't believe I have no, no."

Yeah mate he pulled a scotty, he said he wasn't in Hawaii but his Instagram stories tell a different story.

by harls1. November 11, 2021

Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone

An amazing superintendent

Wow, Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone is great!

by drcascone_fans November 20, 2021

Scotty yum yum

The act of licking a fat bitches ' stanky asshole with a bag of pop rocks in your mouth. Then as she cums, you spit the pop rocks deep into her shitty piehole

My brother met that gal in prison and when she got out, he promptly served her a scotty yum yum.

by Omaha jack knob 2000 September 20, 2021

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Carol Scotti

The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.

Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018