When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
Get the scooter biscuit mug.The term often used when someone extremely overconstruct a simple project or task,that otherwise wouldve taken not long to complete.
examples include,
*Extreme boxing setups for dropsaw covers
*PVC piping used for packers on a dropsaw bench
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examples include,
*Extreme boxing setups for dropsaw covers
*PVC piping used for packers on a dropsaw bench
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by A keen eye February 2, 2015
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noun.
1. A recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. May cause a healthy appetite for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80's hits or show tunes.
noun.
2. An insanely clever Facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.
1. A recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. May cause a healthy appetite for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80's hits or show tunes.
noun.
2. An insanely clever Facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.
Sara: My boyfriend's being a real jerk.
Molly: Just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.
Did you read that scooterkoch I posted last night?
Yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the Tim Horton's drive through? That was classic.
Molly: Just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.
Did you read that scooterkoch I posted last night?
Yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the Tim Horton's drive through? That was classic.
by revisioo March 2, 2015
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Get the scooter poof mug.Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
Get the scooter hole mug.The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey
Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."
by tokyo82 November 30, 2018
Get the Scooterism mug.A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
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