When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.
by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertiamug. A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.
Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"
Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Gamermug. A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's bank accountmug. Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.
Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.
Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
Get the schrodinger’s douchebagmug. A person who publically makes incorrect or stupid claims and then decides if he was rage-baiting depending on the reaction of others around him.
Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
by VonixAgate August 4, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Ragebaitermug. Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's criticmug. def
When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
Get the schrodingers jerk sessionmug.