Santa Clara

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

by dj gs68 April 27, 2003

Santa Bag

When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.

you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"

friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"

by Ianesseda September 7, 2010

santa cruz

the best place to find crip dank in america

dude, i'm going to santa cruz for 420. I'm gonna get so ripped!

by ybaa May 18, 2009

Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.

'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.

by schooby September 13, 2008

SANTA BARBARA

One of the most beautiful place in California. People like to hate on people from California, (rigtfully so cuz they're all so damn stuck up), but people from S.B. are laid back stoners who just want to chill at the beach or go on a hike.

i'm 24 and I've lived in S.B. my whole life. I would never want to be categorized as a rich bitch, dumb ass Californian because i'm way more chill than those assholes.

Me: Lets go to the beach and blaze it.
Friend: Sounds chill, lets go.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

Dark Santa

When a lover takes the liberty to defecate on their significant others chin, lips and cheeks. The mouth is typically closed which would allow for a resemblance of a black/poop brown beard. The lover than can optionally top it off by accessorizing a poo-Santa hat if the said lover has any feces left to share.

(Typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)

Monica gave me a Dark Santa for Christmas last night, it was more a gift for her than it was for me.

by Al Gore's sex toy September 4, 2010

Santa syndrome

Santa syndrome is a psychological syndrome in which affected individuals to ultimately accept atheism. Most individuals discover or are told that the supernatural aspects associated with the Christian tradition of Santa Claus, such as him riding a sleigh led by reindeer and giving all good children around the world Christmas presents, are legend and are simply practiced in order to enrich the experience of celebrating the holy day. However, individuals with Santa syndrome are often abnormally bitter about this finding and as a result, move further to reject the existence of God, which has been firmly established in the Five Ways, Kalam Cosmological Argument, etc.

The militant atheist came to deny the existence of God after suffering from Santa Syndrome in his/her youth.

by Lollipop10101 September 3, 2012