Sam

Nice ass quads(and his right calf ):)

Damn Sam has some beautiful quads and a 10/10 right calf

by Humungas rigjt quad April 7, 2021

Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .

Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me

by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017

Sam

A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.

Guy: wow that guy is awful, he must be a Sam

by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020

Sam

A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.

Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day

by basedgod223 May 26, 2014

Sam

He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.

"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."

by RickAres415 June 7, 2016

Sam

a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.

guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!

by pimp4jakepaul May 16, 2022

Sam

Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!

Can we talk about how much of a “player” Sam is??🤣

by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019